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America's X-mas Carol Part 6

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America's X-mas Carol 




'Wake up!!! You Asshole!!!'

America quickly awoke from his sleep. He was back in his bed like he never left. He looked up to see Allen the ghost.

'Allen!! What are you doing here!' America was happy that he wasn't stuck in that terrible future.

'I'm here to keep you from over sleeping... I believe you have learned you lesson???'

'Yes! I have!!! Hah- Where are my states I need to tell them I changed!'  America was super excited to show his new attitude to his children. He wanted them to know he changed into a better man... A HERO!!! 'Where are they!?'

'About that....' Allen was a stalling his answer. 'They're in jail...'

'WHAT!?!?!'

America was running down to the prison-house with Allen who was floating with him. 

'What the heck happened???' 

'Well... Mexico showed you the states went out.... They went to a bar.... then someone said 'My football team rocks!' and it went don't hill from there...' America shook his head, yeah something like that would happen. America and Allen ran/flew inside the building. America walked down the hallway to the jail cells where his states were being kept. He and Allen stopped in front of the entrance of the wing. ((They were  being kept in a whole wing because there was 47 of them... Alaska,Texas, and Louisiana were somewhere else.)) The both of them decided to eavesdrop.

'Ahhh!! America is gonna be so pissed!!! We have to get out of here!!!' New York was freaking and shaking the bars.

'New York, quit that! There is no way out...' Ohio said all depressed because they were in big trouble.

'We're so screwed... Even more screwed than I am when show girls come back with pregnancy test...' Nevada tried to lighten the mood.

'Good bye Christmas...' said Ohio, everyone else sighed and murmured in agreement.

'I'm sorry, I couldn't do anything guys, I have no jurisdiction...' Alaska was standing with on the other side of the bars. Allen nudged America to put his plan in to action.

'~My, my, my! What naughty Children!!!'

'Wait! Whose there!!!' The states demanded. Suddenly America jumped in the room dressed as the fat man.((Santa Clause not himself)) The States were in a bit of confusion. Should they be happy or just plain creep-ed out....

'Hey, hey, hey. Its Santa Alfred!!' America got the police to unlock the doors and the states came pouring out of the cells. America gave them there Christmas gifts. The states were truly confused. America was a jerk the last minute and now he is a good boy. 

'America.... Are you Okay???' asked Massachusetts. 

'I'm the Super! Why would you ask that???' America cheerfully answered.

'Umm... You were.... Uh...' Florida was trying to say he was acting like a dick in the nicest of ways. America understood that part.

'Guys, Your important to me. I mean I'm really nothing without you. I really don't want to ruin our family.' America said. 'I acted like a turd and I shouldn't have. I want to make things right.' America walked over to Alaska. 'I'm sorry. Invite Russia over....'

'What... Are you kidding???' Alaska asked.

'Invite him over!!! Imma gonna teach him how to dance!!!'

Everyone was really confused but they were happy that America was being more accepting. America then dragged his children back to the house where they saw Texas and Louisiana opening the front door. 

'Hey Guuuuuuuys!' New York shouted. Louisiana and Texas stopped. Texas sighed and saluted America.

'I'm ready sir....'

'Heck no your not!! Your staying with Houston this Christmas.' Allen, who was still with them, was oddly smiling. 

'What?'

'Dude, Your not deaf! You heard me right!! Aren't you happy?' America didn't know why Texas was acting so unpleasant, because being with Houston was what he wanted.  

'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF WHAT I JUST DID???' Texas was grabbing America by his collar now. Why was he so mad????


'I CUT MY HAIR!!!!' Texas yanked off his hat to reveal his fresh crew cut. Some other states started laughing at him. America just reassured him it will grow back, but it was still short. After everything settled down a bit, went inside for a .....


'SURPRISE!!!' 

Texas could have cried, but he was too busy running up to hug Houston. 

'What are yous doing here???' 

'America requested a flight over' Houston was in a wheelchair and the other cities/islands were there with him. Everybody ran in the house to get ready for the Christmas party and practice togetherness. America stayed outside and closed the door to talk to Allen. 

'What a nice thing to do. Bringing Houston here for Texas.'

'I told you I learned my lesson!!'

'Well, America my work here is done, have a nice holiday with your family.'

'Wait, before you go I wanted to ask who you are.' 

'I'm a part of you...'

'What part???'

'Your.... You are a Jack ass.... Merry Christmas....'  Allen walked off and disappeared.



'Merry X-mas to you too. To all of us.'



The End


The End!

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Part 4 - [link]

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Part 6 - THE END
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ladyblackbird13's avatar
Oh god...this was just as good as the original! XD