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America's X-mas Carol Part 1America's X-mas Carol
December! The month where the Holiday Christmas is celebrated. The joy of the cool falling snow, the delicious smell of cookies, the blinding rainbow lights, the love of family and friends, and the awkward winter songs. The best thing about Christmas was that kind, charitable, fat man..... Yes, yes I mean America. Well, Uhh... No. I mean... What happened is America suddenly got all tense, because of all the other countries making him feel defenseless. So America I did what he does best, be an ignorant jack-ass and take out his rage on someone else. Usually, America would be super excited for Christmas and do anything to please his baby states. This year America was a scrooge...
'Hey, Hey, Hey everybody! Are you ready for X-mas???' America came screaming through door.
'Daddy!!!' New York yelled jumping up to hug.
'This year is gonna be great!!! The Christmas tree will be a million times bigger than las
America's X-mas Carol Part 5America's X-mas Carol
America was pacing around in his room, he was waiting for the last ghost to appear. The Ghost of Christmas future. Since America knew this story well, he knew that the last ghost was suppose to be the most terrifying. America then decided to keep his head high and stick it to the man! America waited. Then he suddenly felt like he was being watched.
'Anyone here???' America asked. America slowly walked around his room. 'Hello...' As soon as he said that a hooded figure in a black cloak came walking through the wall. The ghost then stood in front of America.
'W-why.... why are...'
'Why are you so...short?'
'...Because I'm the Admin, Duh!!!' I took off my hood.
'Wait your the Ghost of Christmas Future!!!' He was surprised.
'Ha-HA! That's right! I'm the Ghost! Boo-Ya! Plot twist!!!'
'Since I'm here there is gonna be m
America's X-mas Carol Part 6America's X-mas Carol
'Wake up!!! You Asshole!!!'
America quickly awoke from his sleep. He was back in his bed like he never left. He looked up to see Allen the ghost.
'Allen!! What are you doing here!' America was happy that he wasn't stuck in that terrible future.
'I'm here to keep you from over sleeping... I believe you have learned you lesson???'
'Yes! I have!!! Hah- Where are my states I need to tell them I changed!' America was super excited to show his new attitude to his children. He wanted them to know he changed into a better man... A HERO!!! 'Where are they!?'
'About that....' Allen was a stalling his answer. 'They're in jail...'
America was running down to the prison-house with Allen who was floating with him.
'What the heck happened???'
'Well... Mexico showed you the states went out.... They went to a ba
The Pants Penance: Part 1*Read the description below, there is a picture/drawing from a fellow deviantART member that goes along with the short story.*
"I believe you have my child's trousers." Said a voice. Germania sat with the boy, holding him in his lap, as he looked up to Ancient Britannia.
His eyes widened, and blushed slightly. She was holding in her arms what looked like her offspring, sniffling, and with dried year stains down his little face. He was indeed missing his pants, and this caused some concern. Clearing his throat, Germania spoke.
"Er...Albion...very good to see you. And...trousers? Hmmm..." He turned his attention to the runt. "Gilbert...why do you have another child's pants on?"
Prussia looked confused. As far as he knew, the pants he had on were the ones conjured by magic and he swallowed hard looking up worried.
"B-but Vati....these are the magic pants that the little wizard conjured, and they are MINE!" Albion frowned, she was not impressed by this, it had not taken much for her
BritainxChild!AmericaxChild!Reader - No Fighting[Warning: Contains sibling discipline of 10-year-old children.]
It was a warm, summer day at Britain's house. Arthur was doing some paperwork while you were enjoying the nice weather by playing outside with your two, adopted brothers, Alfred and Mathew. They had been living with Arthur longer than you, but being the same age made it easy for the three of you to accept each other. Mathew was pretty calm and quiet, so the two of you usually got along quite nicely. Alfred, however, was a different story. He was always yelling and calling himself 'the hero' all the time...It easily pissed you off. But that never stopped you from playing with him.
"So..." You addressed your brothers. "Wuddya guys wanna do?"
"Lets play hide-and-seek!" Alfred was yelling like he always did. "How's that sound?"
"Y-yeah." Mathew replied in an almost-whisper. As always, he was holding his favorite polar bear plushy. "That sounds fun." Looking over at you, he continued. "Wudd'a you think,
The "United" States of America"Okay everyone," a loud and dark brown haired boy stated over the chatter of his fellow siblings, "let the States meeting begin!" The huge table seated fifty teenage and some young adult states. West Virginia smiled as the meeting started out relatively peaceful for a change. He soon begun to talk about new ways of improving the economy for the country.
Most of the states sighed, knowing how this could end, bringing up this topic again. Some states simply had no interest in hearing this idea again. California took out her iPod and started listening to whatever song she had on it, just to drown out another one of his rants. North and South Dakota were almost ready to fall asleep. And Nevada was busy playing poker with New Mexico.
It may look like West Virginia didn't notice his siblings obviously not paying attention, but of course he did. Being the state that currently held America's capital, he knew better then to believe some of them wouldn't be bored. He just kept talking in hopes o
Sexy Sleepover (Hetalia Fanfic) Chptr. 1A/N: Thank You for reading this fanfic. I hope you enjoy it. I got this idea when I was bored... So yeah. There will be tentacles and yaoi, and maybe yuri... Idk. This is supposed to be funny, but you know... *shugs* Rated M for later chapters. Don't like, Don't read... I don't own the characters, just the plot. Read if you want, I don't care, but I hope you do. Hope enjoy! ^U^ P.S. This is the Intro chapter, so nothing too dirty yet...
(Hetalia Fanfic) Sexy Sleepover -Intro- Ch. 1
Canada didn't know why Russia was here. I guess you want the back story and etc? *sigh* Fine. A few days ago, America got the idea to throw a party. No particular reason, he just wanted a party. Okay, Canada thought, a party. America likes to party. It's natural for him. But, Russia? He did not like to be very social, like America did. And, why would Russia come to one of America's parties? Russia hated America with a burning, lustful passio
Russia X (Shy) Reader Part 1WARNING: This is my first fan-fiction/reader-insert! Not of the best out there. So, please comment suggestions and ways to improve. Thanks!
Today was the day. You were finally going to swallow your fear and go up to that country and tell him how you felt. No more scaredy-cat. You were going to tell him... after the World Conference meeting. No no, you weren't delaying. You just thought it would be better to tell him after. You weren't delaying... right? Oh! You couldn't chicken-out again! Not again. Okay, this time for sure. After the meeting.
Taking a huge gulp, you walked into the large room and took your usual seat by the window.
As you sat down, you saw him walking in. Your face flushed red and a squeak escaped. Why? Why did you like him so much? Why?
Headcanons1. Sweden is left-handed. So is Romano. Lithuania is ambidextrous.
2. All the nations play at least one instrument. For example; Prussia plays the drums, Romano plays the guitar and the violin, Spain plays the guitar too, Switzerland plays the trumpet, Austria plays the piano, of course, but a lot of other instruments as well. And Belgium plays the drums... Sometimes a group of countries (Germanic, Anglican, Slavic...) will pair up and have a music competition against others.
3. Greece loves dancing. Not only Greek dances, but almost all sorts of dancing.
4. Netherlands and Canada have a very close relationship. Belgium likes to tease her brother about what kind of relationship exactly.
5. Spain is not that oblivious and notices his two best friends (who are supposed to hate each other nowadays) have become very close...
6. Belgium can hold her alcohol (beer, preferably) better than Germany and Prussia combined.
7. Belgium is actually Flanders. There used to be a Wallonia, but she disa
Lonely - Russia X ReaderI was sitting with the Allies. They had looked concerned about something. Russia was looking depressed and so they all had this idea that Russia had (possibly) accidentally killed someone or something important. They haven't seen Canada in a few days so they are thinking that it is was him that was killed. The problem to that is that Canada is sitting next to me! Everyone was silent at this meeting. Of course you couldn't really call it a meeting since not even America was sharing their ideas. Eventually England breaks the silence.
"Hey chaps it's getting late and I have to go umm feed Flying Mint Bunny!" England said and laughed awkwardly.
"Yeah I bet your imaginary friends are so lonely!" America said and he quickly though up a reason to go, "Dudes I kinda have to go too. You know since umm Invader Zim is totally on and I totally want to watch it! I heard it's the episode where Zim uhhh controls the world Yeah that's it." Since America was taking me home I had to go befor
Silvaze's 100 Hetalia HeadcanonsAri Zonia's 100 Hetalia Headcanons
1. The only reason France speaks English is to argue with England.
2. Iceland only calls Norway 'Brother Dear' when Norway isn't paying attention.
3. All of the Nordic five are related in some way to one another.
4. The Magic Trio normally has fights over whose magic is better.
5. Norway and Romania have some of the best magic of the world.
6. Hong Kong says 'aru' sometimes by accident.
7. Sweden may mumble but it doesn't interfere with singing.
8. Denmark is actually very smart he just lacks common sense.
9. America does remember Canada but pretends not to.
10. Netherlands has really good relations with Canada. So does Belgium.
11. Denmark is intensely bi-polar due to his horrible past.
12. Hong Kong does love his family but has trouble showing it.
13. A nations 'human body' can die without the country falling but will result in a rebirth of the body without the memories.
14. A nation dies when everything unique to them is gone, including borders.
Hetalia: America's Civil War Part 1
Say it.Say you acknowledge me as an independent Confederacy. Alfred felt the cold steel blade dig in between his collarbone and warm blood trickle down his chest.
"No! We've got to stay together! We won't be able to survive without each other, dude! I'm telling you!" Alfred struggled with his right hand to keep his left from plunging the knife even deeper into himself.
And sacrifice our main economic asset? I don't think so. Alfred choked as the knife slid a little ways down his chest. It doesn't have to be like this you know.
"We I I'm the hero." Alfred rasped. "I won't allow it anymore."
Bzzzzzt. Wrong answer. A scream escaped America's lips as cold steel dragged through his flesh. A knock came from the door.
"America Are you okay?" Alfred felt the bloody knife slip from his grasp and clatter to the floor as Arthur opened the door. The two countries locked eyes before Arthur noticed the blood that was slowly pooling on t
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